Slacker Squad Sprint

How to play

1. Draft 3 heroes from the pool. Every hero is useless alone — their tricks only fire through teammates.
2. Battles play out automatically, fastest hero first. Watch for cheers, counter-punches and panic snacks.
3. After each stage, pick 1 of 3 blessings. Blessings stack for the whole run.
4. Clear all 12 stages and dethrone King Couch. Score = stages × 1000 + HP left + a speed bonus.
5. The whole run is decided by your picks: the server replays your draft exactly, so clever picks are the only cheat code.

About

A 12-stage auto-battle ladder for professional slackers. Draft three oddballs — a tank who only grows when ignored, a healer who only heals on misses, a mage whose spells need cheering — and let their synergies carry the run. Between stages, pick one of three blessings. Beat the Hustle Squad and dethrone King Couch, the reigning champion of doing nothing.